Here are some of the contestants for our local “Miss America” pageant at Seaside in 2015:
When I see this mom, I think “Italian” but she’s more likely Latina. What do you think?
Some of you might be wondering about my politics, and how I feel about immigration. If elected president, I’ll allow only hot bikini babes to immigrate to America. This will make our country great again:
Let’s finish with a floater: